Hey! I'm Kyra Phee. I am the idiot savant of cruelty. A Rebel Song is my brutally honest greeting card company, "Saying what you really mean even if it IS really mean". For all of those awkward moments when you didn't know what to say,.. Now your can send that slap in the face by mail or send your suffocating love note by courier. If you don't know how to scare her into staying with you, now you do. Are you sexually frustrated with your boyfriend? Why don't you just say so with a smirk and a humiliating public announcement? Did the guy you work with get your promotion? Now you can say congrats with an obvious twinge of distain. In case you woke up feeling generous and nice, I have cards for you too. With that slap in the face can come a kiss. These cards are not for the easily offended. In fact, you probably should be over 18 to buy them, but hey, teenagers get crabs too. Please enjoy my sick creations, and I hope I made a card for that special f*@#ed up moment or situation in your life.

THANKS!

These people have been there since the very beginning even on my darkest and most broke of days. Without you jerks constantly badgering me and your brutal honesty none of this would be possible. Brian Phee, Dave Lund, Adam Lidgus, Bones (Matthew Sebonia), Rasp (Eric Buda), Lauren Jones, Julia Henner and Mike Phelps. A special thanks to Fiasco (Nichole Soto), Bobby Miller, John Wider, Emily Miller, Melissa Brower and Magoo (Michael McAllister) who showed up late in the game but who support and inspire me all the same...and lastly to everyone who helped in the production.

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